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The Official Handbook for the Recently Possessed (In Space)


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Hello, and welcome to your alien possession. You have been granted the following .TXT file in the hopes of making this a e͇̯͍̺x̧͕̖̫ͅc͏̪̜̣̥͕̭̖ru̻̻c̰i̸̤̳̰̠͓̪͔a͝ț̲̻̻i͎̱̹͎̗n̲͔g͉̭͙͈̟̣͖l̗̀y͕̠̦̲͠ ̵̤̗̻p͔̟͖̪̺ͅa̡̞̜i̝̠͈̯̗̲n̶f̝͓u̵͉l̹̯͈̖ w onderfully pleasant experience. It will detail the effects of caring for your p͏a̝͈̪͙̱͚ͅr͖̫̫̮̺̬͡a̡̳̱s̟͉̜̤̲i̺͍̰̙te͖͔͎͙ bodily guest.

The first thing you must be aware of is the B͉͈́L͇̜̥̜͍̝͖A̲̖̯ͅC̴͓͔̹̞͇K̗ O̟̼͕͚͍͘U͇̲̠͎̤TS͇̤̰̤ shared body time. It may be possible you have already experienced this miraculous phenomnea, but for your safety, it will be detailed here. During the time your g uest is active, the host will go into a state of rest. Please, rest well. Your body is being used for the most noble of purposes, and it is imperative that you take care of yourself with plenty of rest and relaxation. The more relaxed you are, the more pleasant your p̡̤͔̻͓a̡͙̟̜̩̤r̡͈̝̠͍̗̞͙a̙̘s̼̲i͚ti̟̲̲͈̝ͅc̝ ̥̗i͇n҉̬̳̯̭v͙̺͙̘̣a̷̩͚̳͔s̡i̗̻͎̬̥ͅon̷͎̞ will be.

You may awAken with false memories. Do not be afraid. They are as real as you allow them to be. Relax. Accept the false memories. They're good for you. The false memories will protect you. The Souvlaki would never hurt their hosts. It is unlikely you will recognize these as false memories, for they will feel as real as any other memory. Whatever your guest gets up to is no business of your's. Please, be a polite Hhost. No one likes a rude host. Do not disobey. The Souvlaki are good for you.

Do not Qquestion the black outs.

They are ggood for yOu.

Your guest has needs and duties to fulfill. These duties may include eradication. When eradiction has been initiated, the Souvlaki inside you will use your body. We thank you forr your Hhhospitality. Please refer to Diagram A. It is an illustration of the changes your body will undergo while being used for eradication..

A list of changes you mAy experience include: body tearing, sharpened teeth, elongated limbs and nails, skeletal structure shifting, a wretched abomination cclawing it's wAy out of your meaty flesh, and headaches. Rest assured that the headaches can be cared for like any other. Medication will help. Alcohol will help. Isolating yourself from your loved ones will help. Any combination of these will work.

When you awaken from your BLAKCC OUTSs, it will feel as though nothing has occurred, though a slight headache may persist. Laying in a cold, dark room for a few hours will fix it. Make sure that no one is around, and the isolation will heal your headache.

Your participation in your a̮̼̣̖̱͠ĺì̬e̯͓̫̙̺n̹̭͕ ͎̯̰̲̱̖p͇̺̹͙̥̙͇o̹̘̣̻̼̦̯s̵͖̩͓̯͍ͅş̱̙̰̠e҉̤͎s̠s̜͖̬i̥͟o̢̱n̷͔ is highly appreciated.