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AL-2955 ([personal profile] al2955) wrote2016-06-20 05:05 pm

souvlaki week three

the pygmalion. . .

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S̯̻̟͈̩̘͞O̻̲͚̘̦̰U̡̖V̴̺͓̗͙LAKI week three



3...2...1...

In the dead of the night, you open your eyes.

You are a Souvlaki, a parasitic alien race with the ability to infest a host, control their body, and even alter their memories and state of consciousness. An accident has trapped you on this ship...but also provided you with a source of powerful hosts should you have the cunning and skill to capture it for your own. Unfortunately, the AI and uninfected will be none too pleased should they learn of your presence, so for now you need to lay low and play along with the game. To avoid risk of detection, you will remain in a dormant state and allow your host full control at all times save for one night of the week, where you will meet with your fellow Souvlaki to discuss your plans.

Tonight is that night. Your host remains fast asleep as you bypass this ship's primitive technology, hiding your movements from the AI as you head to the viewing port, locking the door behind you.

souvlaki rulebook
souvlaki HANBOO
taken
info cards
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tout semble auprès de lui très démodé)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[gleefully cackling now as he grabs niles's head from where dave deposited it, finally moving away from the torso!?]

No...but it looks like I'll need to keep an eye on you.

[he plops out an the eye]

[then throws the head back down]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ lmao lord ]

Jesus, how does anyone kill without making a thousand jokes? There's just so many to be made, I'm havin' a hard time picking.

[ but he'll toss the hand at the windows since

that seems like a good thing to do with limbs ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 à jouer du jazz on devient vite)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[these windows are getting so much abuse. adrien, meanwhile, will be moving towards a leg and then taking off whatever is in his way for this next joke that involves feet]

It's a good question. Though I think some of these might be toeing the line of validity.

[time to cut off all his toes one by one as he says it. man!!! people have SO MANY BODY PARTS]
parodeity: putoshop @ tumblr (LAUGH 🎧 head tilt)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's still laughing HE WAS CALMING DOWN FOR A SECOND THERE BUT NOPE HERE WE GO AGAIN ]

How long have you been thinkin' these up?

[ guess he'll go to the other leg and match adrien, following suit in cutting things off to sling around. ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 ça swingue comme un pied)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to. It comes naturally to him. Though I supposed he'd be offended at how I'm using them, but after everything...

[there goes the leg]

He won't have a leg to stand on, morally speaking.