THE KAMPFF - Week One

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE LOGGING YOU IN . . . KAMPFF week one Once you manage to get into your room, you'll notice that AL-2955 is waiting for you. She appears in the corner, 'poured' from a statue much like she was in the meeting room. After making sure you saw the additional page on your tablet, she implores you to head towards the chapel, where four others await you. It's time to get to know your fellow Kampff. kampff rulebook taken info cards

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[refactor]

[ Did she just wink at him? She definitely just winked at him. Oh, god, the murder thing is really hot, but...??? No. No, he's not even going to think about this, so he just ignores the wink completely, since Jack is not actually as smooth as he likes to pretend he is. ]

Oh. Uh. Then this is slightly awkward, because I've heard about, like, "legitimate" justice systems, but. Yeah, we don't do that on Helios. So it definitely doesn't happen on Pandora.

[ He waves his hand as a sort of grateful gesture, but also one that's dismissive. ]

Sooo, offer's appreciated, but we don't really do evidence. Kinda just shoot someone in the face and hope they were the guy you wanted to kill.

[ borderlands is a simple like that ]

[nowyewseeme]

[don't worry jack, there's a seven year timeskip in her canon and somehow she becomes way hotter and way more murdery so there's still hope!]

Pfffthahahaha! Sounds like a place I wouldn't mind vacationing in once this whole mess is over!

[because wow no trials and no system of justice beyond 'welp guess you sure did kill that guy' sounds great to her? but she'll go more serious after she laughs.]

Ahem. But that just means you need my offer more. According to the rules, they'll be running trials on this ship - everyone here should know how to hide and plant evidence if they want a chance of getting away with it. Especially if you come from a place where trials don't even exist.

[not that she's really feeling the camaraderie and team spirit yet. but she couldn't care less about the other people on the ship either, so she may as well side with the group she has most in common with.]

[refactor]

Oh. Riiiight, the trials. Yeah.

[ It's hard to tell whether he genuinely forgot that evidence would actually matter there or whether he's making a joke, but he shrugs in response regardless. ]

Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that part's pretty easy. Just don't murder? I'll get my kicks murdering later. As much as I'd really like to just strangle the life out of some of my shipmates already, kiiiinda not keen on dying just because of that.

[ Of course, this is before hearing the motives, at which point his temptation to kill will rise quite a bit higher, but. ]