THE KAMPFF - Week One

[al2955]

the pygmalion. . . ONLINE LOGGING YOU IN . . . KAMPFF week one Once you manage to get into your room, you'll notice that AL-2955 is waiting for you. She appears in the corner, 'poured' from a statue much like she was in the meeting room. After making sure you saw the additional page on your tablet, she implores you to head towards the chapel, where four others await you. It's time to get to know your fellow Kampff. kampff rulebook taken info cards

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[refactor]

[ Jack takes that as a compliment, and it shows with his expression quite clearly. He looks distinctly proud of himself, in fact. ]

Yep, that's me, ol' Handy J, always standing out in a crowd.

[ Sometimes Jack just says things without fully thinking them through, and as such, he definitely didn't mean to just call himself something that sounds like a handjob. Good job, moron. ]

But seriously, I get what you mean. Gonna have to hope that it'll be the "so obvious that there's no way it's actually him" angle.

[tayu]

[Look..... she can't be a Gintama without making the requisite penis joke.]

Better than never standing at all, I suppose.

[lewd.]

Or you can just be the first of this group to die. [SORRY JACK NO HARD FEELINGS.] ...But try not to. [She guesses.]

[refactor]

[ Because the dick joke is unintentional on his part, he also misses the innuendo she makes, how sad... But it's fine, because her comments after just get him to smirk regardless. ]

That's a possibility too, sure. But that would suck for all of you. I mean, I die? You're all screwed.

[tayu]

True.

[The possibility is there! She can't deny it. But on the other hand--]

But you'll be screwed first.

[refactor]

Not denying that at all. But you know? The idea that I'll at least be taking some people down with me makes that idea slightly better.

[ wow it's like Jack is an asshole or something... He waves his hand dismissively to the idea, though. ]

But, hey, don't worry about it. I'm definitely not going to go out of my way to die or anything.

[tayu]

[Sure is an asshole!!!]

If you get me killed by dying, I'll kill you myself.

[how does that work, we don't know, but she sure is serious about it.]

[refactor]

[ Jack's eyes widen slightly, but it's very easy to see the delight in them all the same. He takes death threats as a compliment. Possibly even flirting... god ]

Yeah? Then I've gotta bring up one little snag in that plan. [ He laughs, then wags his finger at her. ] You- Y'see, the whole point here is that I'll be dead. If you find a way to kill a dead man, more power to you, but conventionally speaking? Good luck.

[tayu]

[She really will stab you, Jack!!! And then she'd have to explain that to everyone and it'd be awkward.]

I'll find a way. Even if I have to come back as a ghost and bring you back as a ghost and rip your ghostly intestines out.

[She sounds maybe a bit too certain and calm about this.]

So let's avoid that situation. [Sounds like effort and also she wants to win.]

[refactor]

[ stop don't kinkshame him... ]

[ Jack's smile just grows in response, and he nods like this sounds both good and fair enough to him. ]

You know, as much as I'd like to see that, yeah, avoiding it all together is best. But A+ for effort, since as far as threats go, definitely not a bad one, cupcake.

[tayu]

[She's going to stab him in the groin one of these days.]

Don't talk to me.

[OR SHE'LL STAB YOU. "Cupcake"'s stabbin' words.]