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souvlaki week three
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give davelien a second to laugh his ass off at the joke because. holy shit it was accompanied by ripping out guts?????
SORRY NILES. this is not the end you deserved. probably.
dave actually is not going to be able to stop laughing here so uh. have the murder soundtrack for the end of the line, archer boy, as dave just slices off nile's right arm and. tosses it at the windows. WHY NOT????????
lmao he's still cracking up as he does this. why this. why him. ]
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for them not niles or maria. these guys are having a shit day.
i mean some bones have to be broken to get to these organs but while dave has fun adrien is just going to methodically rip out organs until there is none. none w/ left beef
by which i mean he might throw niles's eye in the empty torso once he's done.]
Come on, Dave, you should calm down. You'll break a rib.
[SPEAKING OF BREAKING RIBS, cracks a rib emphatically to get to shiny fun organs :D]
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[ it's said helplessly as he keeps laughing and. since niles is almost certainly dead by now (one would hope) he goes to slice off the guy's head. they can deal with that later, position it nicely, but for now dave just kind of drops it to the side. ]
Dude, you're gonna kill me.
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[and still he rips out niles's. S T I L L. and then squishes it. woops that's a bit of a blood shower. hope you enjoy blood splatters on your severed head, niles]
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[ because here he goes cutting the hand off nile's other arm. do you want it, adrien. ]
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No...but it looks like I'll need to keep an eye on you.
[he plops out
anthe eye][then throws the head back down]
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Jesus, how does anyone kill without making a thousand jokes? There's just so many to be made, I'm havin' a hard time picking.
[ but he'll toss the hand at the windows since
that seems like a good thing to do with limbs ]
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It's a good question. Though I think some of these might be toeing the line of validity.
[time to cut off all his toes one by one as he says it. man!!! people have SO MANY BODY PARTS]
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How long have you been thinkin' these up?
[ guess he'll go to the other leg and match adrien, following suit in cutting things off to sling around. ]
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[there goes the leg]
He won't have a leg to stand on, morally speaking.