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AL-2955 ([personal profile] al2955) wrote2016-06-20 05:05 pm

souvlaki week three

the pygmalion. . .

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S̯̻̟͈̩̘͞O̻̲͚̘̦̰U̡̖V̴̺͓̗͙LAKI week three



3...2...1...

In the dead of the night, you open your eyes.

You are a Souvlaki, a parasitic alien race with the ability to infest a host, control their body, and even alter their memories and state of consciousness. An accident has trapped you on this ship...but also provided you with a source of powerful hosts should you have the cunning and skill to capture it for your own. Unfortunately, the AI and uninfected will be none too pleased should they learn of your presence, so for now you need to lay low and play along with the game. To avoid risk of detection, you will remain in a dormant state and allow your host full control at all times save for one night of the week, where you will meet with your fellow Souvlaki to discuss your plans.

Tonight is that night. Your host remains fast asleep as you bypass this ship's primitive technology, hiding your movements from the AI as you head to the viewing port, locking the door behind you.

souvlaki rulebook
souvlaki HANBOO
taken
info cards
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tout semble auprès de lui très démodé)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
And help we will. We wouldn't want anyone else to end up like these poor souls, would we?

[he touches the glass on Niles's pod lightly, watching his eyes move with it. grins]

This should be deterrent enough.
parodeity: sleiin @ tumblr (LOL 🎧 sure thing dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you don't want to scrawl "Vote" in their blood? Though obvs I don't mind people not votin' if it means we get to play a little bit.

[ He casually leans against Niles' pod, grinning down at the guy. ]

Sooooo helpful of computer chick to make it so they can't do a thing, though it does take away a little bit of the fun. We'll have to make the scream track in our heads.
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 quelle calamité oh)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
We could always bring a tablet next time. Those scream nicely, don't they?

[he thought that was hilarious tbh. anyway. he's just going to gently, lovingly, transform his host body's arm into an abomination and SMASH THAT FUCKING GLASS]
parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ DAVE WAS LEANING AGAINST THAT GLASS, MAN but as proven by the race, he's speedy as all get out and jumps out of the way of the shattering glass.

while laughing. ]


Well, aren't we eager today? You want the first swipe, o master mine? [ he takes off his shades, since.

they aren't gonna stay on when they go full on abomination. they're dropped casually into dave's sylladex. ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 ça swingue comme un pied)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[completely unapologetic:]

I wanted to see you move. It's impressive.

[ignoring that he... totally... "saw" it yesterday in the race. he's going to move on to ripping the door straight off and throwing it aside. he does have some considerable strength with this host furried up and all.]

Hmm, eager, yes, but I'm just trying to set a scene.
parodeity: stridork @ tumblr (JOKE 🎧 genuine smile tho)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ and that was sans flashstepping...dave strider should not be allowed to race anything ]

You haven't seen anything yet. But sweet. I can get behind a scene. Bet you wish you'd voted now, right, dude?

[ to...niles...who can't reply. dave's smile is friendly and casual as he leans over the guy. ]

Though we're totally grateful you didn't. Gives us something to kill time with before we start murderin' fuckin' everyone.
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 un acrobate oui)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[adralien also addresses poor Niles with an easy grin]

It's nothing personal. Though I won't say you haven't made a few wrong choices in life.

[he still has his fucked up arm, which the suit totally magically stretched to accommodate. fancy that. he gestures with it]

If you could remove him so we can get started?
parodeity: kaarkles @ tumblr (RAD 🎧 shades x-men)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Your wish is my command.

[ dave doesn't transform just yet, because he's serious about allowing adrien "first blood" or whatever here, so he just reaches in and hauls niles out of the pod. well, niles might get kinda cut on the glass but that doesn't count, right?

he then. tosses him to the floor. ]


Showtime.
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 retombe sur ses pattes)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[adrien's leans over niles, considering, and then, surprisingly careful for someone with claws that size right now, opens up the dude's stomach with them.

in a way that means he can still live to feel and/or see it for now.

:D]


It has been too long since I saw that expression on something's face.
parodeity: (HEH 🎧 sure thing)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Do we want him to have a better view than this for the finale?

[ dave gestures...out of the room, eyebrows raising as he starts to

rip apart into alien form

dude that looks sick ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 c'est comme les bottines à boutons)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[he's doing his other arm, slowly, appreciating the struggle of the magic he's using right now to keep up with the body and keep him looking like a furry

this is hilarious?]


That's... an interesting idea.

[he definitely sounds into it]
parodeity: art credit unknown, please contact (AMUSED 🎧 ok that sounds ridic)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
People don't really come in here anyway. I mean, they might to visit these two, but...

[ honestly how many of them will bother

they are all dicks. ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tout le monde est piqué)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
And we wouldn't want their deaths to be ignored. It's just disrespectful.

[he's into it. he's going to loudly address rhys and elizabeth:]

How about we take this party to the viewport?
parodeity: putoshop @ tumblr (LAUGH 🎧 head tilt)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ casually goes to hook a claw through niles' shirt (and flesh, a little) so he can drag the dude wherever the meowstermind wishes. ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tout semble auprès de lui très démodé)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[he's going to lean over him]

Try not to bleed out before we get there, alright? That'd be inconsiderate, considering all the effort we're putting into giving you a view. It's a lot of risk, you know.

[#blatant lies, this is for their own sick enjoyment. he'll let dave drag the bleeding body as he leads the way]
parodeity: (EMBARRASSED 🎧 coolio)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ POOR NILES. STOMACH CUT OPEN AND SHOULDER SLICED UP and being dragged away by one of the blond teen boys while the other leads the way to the site of his ultimate demise. and while both of them basically. split apart. creepy alien parasite style.

remember to vote kids or else you get this i guess

davelien drags niles after adrien, unbothered by any blood that might get anywhere on the way. adrialien is one for dramatics, after all. ]


We're just nice dudes like that, though, aren't you lucky?
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 c'est vrai)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[he loves the drama and the bloodshed. gotta take care of your leader alien mom said so]

Imagine if we'd left you to rot in that pod forever. That would've been too cruel.

[he says as the guy slowly bleeds to death. LUCKILY. THE VIEWPORT ISN'T TOO FAR AWAY. hopefully rhys and liz got the message]

Let's bring him close to the stars.

[read: let's make the blood trail as long as possible]
parodeity: viria @ tumblr (TEREZI 🎧 amused)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
You got it, bro.

[ dave can see liz and rhys following, so he just. grins.

it looks probably a little scary since parasite alien heads are. a thing. ]


Pretty much the best place to end your life, my man. The best view on this entire fuckin' ship, and the general wants you to have it. Hashtag blessed, am I right?
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tlm qui daigne du swing des cats)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[they SURE ARE. now that they're here and the body is here, adrien lets himself go full alien too.

now both halves of his head have one cat ear and half a mask!!! yay!!!! still addressing niles:]


Hey, here's one my host would like. Why did the exhibitionist forget to vote? [a beat because. niles cant fucking ask] He didn't have the guts.

[and then he rips out his intestines because GET IT GUTS. then he gestures to dave like "yo have at it too" because SHARING IS CARING]
parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (LAUGH 🎧 lmao lmao)

[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay but

give davelien a second to laugh his ass off at the joke because. holy shit it was accompanied by ripping out guts?????

SORRY NILES. this is not the end you deserved. probably.

dave actually is not going to be able to stop laughing here so uh. have the murder soundtrack for the end of the line, archer boy, as dave just slices off nile's right arm and. tosses it at the windows. WHY NOT????????

lmao he's still cracking up as he does this. why this. why him. ]
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 tout le monde est piqué)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[he's laughing along because this is such a great day

for them not niles or maria. these guys are having a shit day.

i mean some bones have to be broken to get to these organs but while dave has fun adrien is just going to methodically rip out organs until there is none. none w/ left beef

by which i mean he might throw niles's eye in the empty torso once he's done.]


Come on, Dave, you should calm down. You'll break a rib.

[SPEAKING OF BREAKING RIBS, cracks a rib emphatically to get to shiny fun organs :D]
Edited 2016-06-21 05:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] parodeity 2016-06-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

[ it's said helplessly as he keeps laughing and. since niles is almost certainly dead by now (one would hope) he goes to slice off the guy's head. they can deal with that later, position it nicely, but for now dave just kind of drops it to the side. ]

Dude, you're gonna kill me.
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 la gigue avec des nattes?)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I hope not. That'd break my heart.

[and still he rips out niles's. S T I L L. and then squishes it. woops that's a bit of a blood shower. hope you enjoy blood splatters on your severed head, niles]

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[personal profile] brooches 2016-06-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Risky, but... not as boring as this place. I still want a lot of dismemberment.
monsieurchatastrophe: (🐈 s'acharne à swinguer)

[personal profile] monsieurchatastrophe 2016-06-21 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[he heard that. he has magic cat ears.]

You can have whatever you want so long as they can still recognize who to mourn. Go wild.